hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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