I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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