i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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