remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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