I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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