You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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