come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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