even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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