it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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