Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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