Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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