She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
