Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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