Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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