Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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