You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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