Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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