Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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