is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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