He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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