It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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