David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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