Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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