Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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