It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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