come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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