Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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