why didn't you poke me back
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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