The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Randomize
