You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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