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come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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