i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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