So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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