Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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