Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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