There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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