So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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