She went from zero to smokin in five shots
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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