Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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