i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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