Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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