I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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