The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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