doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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