Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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