Your tits are I can't wait for
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Randomize
