the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
