I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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