I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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