Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
third nipple confirmed
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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