He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he fucked my hip out of place.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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