Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
not ubering you a puppy
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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