So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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