I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just want to make out with him forever
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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