you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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