what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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