we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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