I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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