Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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