awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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