EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Do I have a choice?
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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