You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
