i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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