hotel room ftw
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You've changed since you got that strap on
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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