the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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